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wiskytech		#41	[url]	[-]
Posts: 324 May 1, 2012 7:13 PM	Remove this ad Little bitches who quit in the middle of NHL 2012 games. I'm in the middle of the greatest video game winning streak ever and I don't need people quitting mid-game. These twelve year olds need to learn how to lose.
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SavannahBadger		#42	[url]	[-]
Posts: 9271 May 1, 2012 8:04 PM I've got a new girl now	gobbz wrote: Im checking in to bitch about those stupid static stickers of your family that people put on their cars. I dont give a fuck if you have 2 cats and one dog, or that you carry a briefcase to work. Get bent. I saw one on the back of an SUV that was in front of us, that me and my girlfriend thought was fucking awesome. A dude with two girls. It was a labelled under each figure, from L to R: your mom, me (dude), your sister. A semi-butch looking young girl got out of the SUV. Totally ruined the moment. wiggle wiggle womp, wiggle wiggle wump, wiggle wiggle ooh wah whooo "I'd prefer it that my school's mascot not be portrayed as someone that shirks work responsibilities but instead is checking out smut on the internet. On the other hand, I feel closer than ever to Bucky." - Red Wagon, 2011-09-30
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SavannahBadger		#43	[url]	[-]
Posts: 9271 May 1, 2012 8:07 PM I've got a new girl now	AirRaley wrote: 170.6? What do those people do for 30 miles after the race is over? Post to Facebook to tell everyone. wiggle wiggle womp, wiggle wiggle wump, wiggle wiggle ooh wah whooo "I'd prefer it that my school's mascot not be portrayed as someone that shirks work responsibilities but instead is checking out smut on the internet. On the other hand, I feel closer than ever to Bucky." - Red Wagon, 2011-09-30
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Skalmo		#44	[url]	[-]
Posts: 6280 May 1, 2012 8:19 PM	Today I saw the stickers with one lady and eight cats. Her license said CAT LVR and she was handicapped. Free Rob Wilson!
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NumenLumen		#45	[url]	[-]
Posts: 10440 May 1, 2012 8:23 PM Shout, shout - let it all out. These are the things I can do without.	SavannahBadger wrote: gobbz wrote: Im checking in to bitch about those stupid static stickers of your family that people put on their cars. I dont give a fuck if you have 2 cats and one dog, or that you carry a briefcase to work. Get bent. I saw one on the back of an SUV that was in front of us, that me and my girlfriend thought was fucking awesome. A dude with two girls. It was a labelled under each figure, from L to R: your mom, me (dude), your sister. A semi-butch looking young girl got out of the SUV. Totally ruined the moment. Is the bolded new news or old news?
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AirRaley		#46	[url]	[-]
Posts: 10755 May 1, 2012 8:39 PM "Old Iron Taint"	NumenLumen wrote: SavannahBadger wrote: gobbz wrote: Im checking in to bitch about those stupid static stickers of your family that people put on their cars. I dont give a fuck if you have 2 cats and one dog, or that you carry a briefcase to work. Get bent. I saw one on the back of an SUV that was in front of us, that me and my girlfriend thought was fucking awesome. A dude with two girls. It was a labelled under each figure, from L to R: your mom, me (dude), your sister. A semi-butch looking young girl got out of the SUV. Totally ruined the moment. Is the bolded new news or old news? He recently got laid. I guess she's a keeper. "if I were in the habit of throwing away shirts I've puked on, I wouldn't have had any shirts left." - Timster96, 29 SEP 2010
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yfinn6		#47	[url]	[-]
Posts: 1933 May 1, 2012 8:42 PM I have sources	9th Air Force commander was hanging around our squadron today, and I had to give him a demonstration on one our pieces of equipment. Dude shook hands with a bit of a limp-wrist.. but that's not my gripe. Our group had the chance to ask him some questions, and Jesus did they ask some stupid questions. Just completely embarrassed the rest of us.
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SavannahBadger		#48	[url]	[-]
Posts: 9271 May 1, 2012 8:43 PM I've got a new girl now	NumenLumen wrote: SavannahBadger wrote: gobbz wrote: Im checking in to bitch about those stupid static stickers of your family that people put on their cars. I dont give a fuck if you have 2 cats and one dog, or that you carry a briefcase to work. Get bent. I saw one on the back of an SUV that was in front of us, that me and my girlfriend thought was fucking awesome. A dude with two girls. It was a labelled under each figure, from L to R: your mom, me (dude), your sister. A semi-butch looking young girl got out of the SUV. Totally ruined the moment. Is the bolded new news or old news? We've been dating since February. It's old news that hasn't exactly been broadcasted here as new news. wiggle wiggle womp, wiggle wiggle wump, wiggle wiggle ooh wah whooo "I'd prefer it that my school's mascot not be portrayed as someone that shirks work responsibilities but instead is checking out smut on the internet. On the other hand, I feel closer than ever to Bucky." - Red Wagon, 2011-09-30
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Buddj4		#49	[url]	[-]
Posts: 6794 May 1, 2012 8:47 PM "I too, have never experienced a "meat raffle". I'm thinking about bringing the concept to Texas."	SavannahBadger wrote: gobbz wrote: Im checking in to bitch about those stupid static stickers of your family that people put on their cars. I dont give a fuck if you have 2 cats and one dog, or that you carry a briefcase to work. Get bent. I saw one on the back of an SUV that was in front of us, that me and my girlfriend thought was fucking awesome. A dude with two girls. It was a labelled under each figure, from L to R: your mom, me (dude), your sister. A semi-butch looking young girl got out of the SUV. Totally ruined the moment. 1. My girlfriend and I. 2. Why you didn't think this was more awesome is beyond me. You keep track of the days that you DO drink? Monsignor If you're drinking because your life is awesome, then you're doing the right thing. TheHeb
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AKA TAW		#50	[url]	[-]
Posts: 13257 May 1, 2012 9:25 PM Den Mother	Remove this ad I have never had a bumper sticker on my car. My father never had a bumper sticker on his car and would not let any of us do so. It pisses me off that I have continued his edict, but OTOH, I don't like bumper stickers on my car. ERGO - I am my father (the siblings often comment on the similarity in personality, too, even though most of them don't have bumper sticker on their cars). I don't know what it says about me that I have never noticed those family clings on a car - yuck. My rant: telemarketers who want to argue with you. I politely tell them to take me off their call lists, but some want to duke it out. I don't duke. There's only two things in life, but I forget what they are. - John Hiatt, Buffalo River Home
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BAJJERFAN		#51	[url]	[-]
Posts: 8569 May 1, 2012 10:18 PM	AKA TAW wrote: My rant: telemarketers who want to argue with you. I politely tell them to take me off their call lists, but some want to duke it out. I don't duke. I remember when we first got caller ID and this asshole telemarketer calls and the wife actually bought something. After she got done I asked her, "did he threaten to hang up on you if you didn't buy something?" "I knew Jack Schitt. Jack Schitt was a friend of mine and believe me you're no Jack Schitt".
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Buddj4		#52	[url]	[-]
Posts: 6794 May 1, 2012 10:29 PM "I too, have never experienced a "meat raffle". I'm thinking about bringing the concept to Texas."	AKA TAW wrote: I have never had a bumper sticker on my car. My father never had a bumper sticker on his car and would not let any of us do so. It pisses me off that I have continued his edict, but OTOH, I don't like bumper stickers on my car. ERGO - I am my father (the siblings often comment on the similarity in personality, too, even though most of them don't have bumper sticker on their cars). I don't know what it says about me that I have never noticed those family clings on a car - yuck. My rant: telemarketers who want to argue with you. I politely tell them to take me off their call lists, but some want to duke it out. I don't duke. You have made up for all of this with refrigerator magnets. You keep track of the days that you DO drink? Monsignor If you're drinking because your life is awesome, then you're doing the right thing. TheHeb
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4thngoal		#53	[url]	[-]
Posts: 6161 May 2, 2012 7:41 AM Denis Lemieux	yfinn6 wrote: 9th Air Force commander was hanging around our squadron today, and I had to give him a demonstration on one our pieces of equipment. Dude shook hands with a bit of a limp-wrist.. but that's not my gripe. Our group had the chance to ask him some questions, and Jesus did they ask some stupid questions. Just completely embarrassed the rest of us. So you had to show the 9th air force commander how to use a fucking toilet? <<She kind of looks like Vern Lundquist with a wig on.>> >>Herschey 11-13-12
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4thngoal		#54	[url]	[-]
Posts: 6161 May 2, 2012 7:43 AM Denis Lemieux	Timster96 wrote: You're driving a fucking Prius. In Madison. I know that you want to recall Walker. Save the sticker for another context. I was on 894 last night in rush hour and I saw a Prius WITHOUT a recall Walker sticker. I thought those were factory equipment for Priuses shipped directly to Wisconsin. Did they pay extra to not have it installed? <<She kind of looks like Vern Lundquist with a wig on.>> >>Herschey 11-13-12
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yfinn6		#55	[url]	[-]
Posts: 1933 May 2, 2012 8:42 AM I have sources	4thngoal wrote: yfinn6 wrote: 9th Air Force commander was hanging around our squadron today, and I had to give him a demonstration on one our pieces of equipment. Dude shook hands with a bit of a limp-wrist.. but that's not my gripe. Our group had the chance to ask him some questions, and Jesus did they ask some stupid questions. Just completely embarrassed the rest of us. So you had to show the 9th air force commander how to use a fucking toilet? With all the aides and bullshit they have, it honestly wouldn't surprise me. No, I had to show him how to use our pipe-fusion machine that we have used maybe 1 time in 5 years.
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Ulbian		#56	[url]	[-]
Posts: 7318 May 2, 2012 9:04 AM The Bishop of Bonduel	It's Wednesday, May 2nd. The second day of May. The second day of the month. News outlets report on events that happened on April 30th, which was Monday of this week, with the line; "Revisiting a story we told you about last month." It's two fucking days ago. Wait until you are at least a week into the new month before pulling out that "story from last month" bullshit when referencing an event that happened 2 days ago.
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Timster96		#57	[url]	[-]
Posts: 10000 May 2, 2012 9:28 AM Loudmouth Bastard "Cold pizza is for assholes. If the delivery guy brought it cold, you'd kick him in the fucking nuts."	Ulbian wrote: It's Wednesday, May 2nd. The second day of May. The second day of the month. News outlets report on events that happened on April 30th, which was Monday of this week, with the line; "Revisiting a story we told you about last month." It's two fucking days ago. Wait until you are at least a week into the new month before pulling out that "story from last month" bullshit when referencing an event that happened 2 days ago. Kind of like the old "see you next year!" as you leave the office on Dec. 31.
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ryebadger		#58	[url]	[-]
Posts: 5129 May 2, 2012 9:55 AM	yfinn6 wrote: 4thngoal wrote: yfinn6 wrote: 9th Air Force commander was hanging around our squadron today, and I had to give him a demonstration on one our pieces of equipment. Dude shook hands with a bit of a limp-wrist.. but that's not my gripe. Our group had the chance to ask him some questions, and Jesus did they ask some stupid questions. Just completely embarrassed the rest of us. So you had to show the 9th air force commander how to use a fucking toilet? With all the aides and bullshit they have, it honestly wouldn't surprise me. No, I had to show him how to use our pipe-fusion machine that we have used maybe 1 time in 5 years. Somewhere in a parallel message board universe a poster is griping about having to sit through technical demonstrations of really arcane equipment the poster will never have to use, or will even be used at all in the next 5 years, and then having to shake hands with guys who squeeze the shit out of his hand before answering a bunch of really stupid questions. You rule, Finn. Just a joke. Not diminishing your work at all, man. As always, this post is written with the express proviso that I am not a chicken little. The sky is not falling. My office window does not have a ledge. I'm happy we won. I heard some ranked teams even lost. I'm glad we are not Virginia Tech. I like our coach. I know these are 19 year old kids. The season is young. Mistakes will get cleaned up. Fowler said even Alabama threw an interception once. The other guys are on scholarship, too. After living through the Don morton era, I'm just glad to be here.
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Pointerpride102.muskieville		#59	[url]	[-]
Posts: 8680 May 2, 2012 10:13 AM Stalker of ThisCharmingFan	Earthquake drills. In southeastern Utah. Ridiculous. HR departments. Worthless.
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ECBucky		#60	[url]	[-]
Posts: 9499 May 2, 2012 10:16 AM Mayor of Poundtown	Remove this ad I can tell you from personal experience, no one lays pipe quite like Finn.
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