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 UncleEd2007 |
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Posts: 1242 07/03/08 10:21 PM |
Ate at the Parthenon today, the standard Gyro package. My, the flatulence this afternoon and evening have been unbelievable. Have they changed the spices in
the meat or possibly the sauce? Reminded me of the Blazing Saddles around the camp fire scene.
Its BOLieveable.
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Posts: 2052 07/04/08 12:25 AM TritonStranger |
UncleEd2007 wrote: Has it been a while? Your body may have forgotten how to process lamb.
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Posts: 1199 07/04/08 11:30 AM Denis Lemieux |
That's something you just can't worry about, Ed. Enjoy the ride.
Reggie Dunlop: What are you guys doing?
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RichInBunlyGoodness |
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Posts: 1420 07/04/08 7:13 PM |
The solution is to make tolerance of farting your top priority in selecting friends and lovers. In fact, that could easily be the only issue. 30 dimensions at
eHarmony? Fuck that. In my dating service there is one dimension.
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Posts: 200 07/05/08 9:08 AM |
Before they allow me to order at The Parthenon, they make the people who are planning on being within close proximity of me for the next 4-8 hours sign a
waiver.
"You guys are the best fans in the country. Don't change." -- Bo Ryan to the Kohl Center faithful, after winning his third Big Ten title in 7 years. |
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Posts: 216 07/05/08 10:13 AM |
Green tea--that stuff makes GI tract into a sulfur mine. Really, I am relatively certain I could clear out an auditorium in a matter of seconds.
"American democracy will never be destroyed by outside enemies -- but it can be destroyed by the malefactors of great wealth who subtly rob and undermine it from within." - Theodore Roosevelt
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RichInBunlyGoodness |
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Posts: 1422 07/05/08 12:35 PM |
Green tea? I lived in Japan for 5 years and still drink green tea a lot and I've never noticed anything unusual. What type of tea are you drinking? Loose
tea, tea bags, bottled tea or what?
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Charles Slichter |
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Posts: 4 09/08/08 2:15 PM |
The missus cooked the loin of a suckling pig last night. Though fondly agreeable to the palate, I would not recommend the ultimate consequences to man, nor
Siamese beast. I requested 3 glasses of Dr. Maxwell's Sioux-grass elixir to calm the liver and stomach-bile this very morn. Whether it was due to the
fortune bestowed by Tyche or this summer's meeting-schedule, I had no appointments and could convalesce in my bedding.
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Posts: 218 07/08/08 10:28 AM |
RichInBunlyGoodness wrote: Straight up green tea (lipton) from a bag. Each and every of the three or four times I've had it--like nothing I've ever experienced before.
"American democracy will never be destroyed by outside enemies -- but it can be destroyed by the malefactors of great wealth who subtly rob and undermine it from within." - Theodore Roosevelt
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Posts: 1017 07/08/08 10:39 AM |
Burger King Onion rings while very very tasty are very bad for me. I will only get them when I know that I will home close to the bathroom or at least alone
in my man cave. The worst/best part is that the gas that comes out smells exactly like how they smell before I ate them. It's kinda like enjoying them
again later.
Rollin' with Bob Saget
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Posts: 14 07/08/08 1:38 PM |
PassTheDutchie wrote: I took the capsules for a few days, every fart was a gamble. |
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Myles Long |
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Posts: 2492 07/08/08 1:47 PM Getting quotes to replace the velvet ropes with electrified barbed wire. |
sieve99 wrote: Gamble as in it might be a shart, or gamble in that it might be a neutered one?
"You have an avatar of a recruit and are hyping a stadium that hasn't even been built yet....
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Posts: 397 07/08/08 2:44 PM |
I know it wrong on many levels of societal interaction etiquette, but I get quite disappointed when I cleverly lay down what should be a SBD, and it turns out to have no odor. I mean WTF is up with that?!?!Myles.. thank you for the new tag line. I've been looking for one for a while now but haven't found one up to my standards. This will certainly do.
"I know it wrong on many levels of societal interaction etiquette, but I get quite disappointed when I cleverly lay down what should be a SBD, and it
turns out to have no odor. I mean WTF is up with that?!?!" Myles on Flatulence....07/8/2008
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RichInBunlyGoodness |
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Posts: 1430 07/08/08 3:43 PM |
PassTheDutchie wrote:There's your problem. Lipton tea bags suck. If you want real green tea, you'll have to try something a little more exotic. To clarify, green tea does not give you gas. Lipton green tea bags give you gas. |
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Posts: 195 07/08/08 3:50 PM |
Hey Ed, pull my finger!
When life gives you gas . . . make the most of it. 
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Posts: 2073 07/08/08 3:54 PM TritonStranger |
RichInBunlyGoodness wrote: In the 90s, there was (may still be) a brand of tortilla chips, ubiquitous in Madison, that I think had Bucky Badger on the label. Anyhow, we used to get
a kick out of their "blue corn" chips, as they were not actually made from blue corn flour, but from regular corn flower and blue food dye. Seeing
Lipton Green Tea reminded me of this.
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