Just asking...or weird place you've had relations?
My fessing up of some of the "sins" I have committed didn't include this one. The circumstances of it (at least to me) are more amusing than some of the other stuff on the poll.
Senoir year of high school, state forensics meet in Madison...my topic was Moments in History. I really didn't give a shit how well I did so before I began my speech I declare; "If I start sniffling and wheezing halfway through my speech it's not because I just did a bunch of heroin and smoked crack. I have a cold so that might be the problem." Ripped into my deal and got a perfect score from the state judge. But that didn't get me a BJ...
On the bus ride back home, a good three hours or so of riding in the back of a cramped school bus. This girl I had previously dated sits with me...we had a strange relationship overall. Never had sex and we never fully understood why it never happened. I still wonder that but now I know it won't happen. Not because she got married, not because she had kids, nope...because she's dead. I had a girlfriend at the time but who is going to turn down a BJ? She hops in the seat with me and about 10 minutes into the trip back home she simply asks; "Ever get a blowjob on a schoolbus?" I'm a smooth high school kid so I say; "Nope, not yet but I'm about to." To which she replies: "It's something I've always wanted to do and this might be my only chance." Me: "Being the gentleman that I am, if that's what the lady wants, then that's what the lady gets."
Ok...back to having a girlfriend. The next week at school the school bus girl was obnoxious about it. Never openly said what had happened but whenever I was with my girlfriend she would make comments about how I needed to cut back on my salt intake. It was a bit awkward and when I confronted her on it she used it to blackmail me and said; "Hey look, I like sucking guys off, especially you. You can have all the BJ's you want (she was pretty damn talented) but if I have to stop with the salt intake jokes I'll tell her what really happened." Shit...a chick is blackmailing me so that I have to let her give me a BJ? What magical secret have I discovered that guys everywhere would like to know? Did my spunk taste like strawberries and is it laced with a highly addictive crack/heroin mix? I went along with her terms, afterall...I didn't love my girlfriend that much.
Fast forward about 10 years. I'm working on a college campus and this chick's younger sister shows up as a first year student. I didn't recognize her, but she knew to look for me. At a new student picnic/mixer type of thing and this random girl comes up to me and starts quizzing me about my salt intake. WTF? No clue what the hell this was about, it didn't click who this could be. So I make small talk, how was moving in, what she was majoring in, who helped her move...something, anything to figure out who this is. Then she drops the; "My sister told me about how the two of you enjoyed going to forensics meets when you were in high school." Ah, yes...makes sense now. Never tapped the sister despite her BJ loving older sister trying her hardest to hook the two of us up.