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 AirRaley |
TAINT WATCH! |
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I've changed my mind and am going to do a bike/run brick today, so the taint will be getting tested a day early. This will now be the official taint watch thread for at least the next week and a half. Then three weeks of tapering in which the taint will hopefully recover. Then the race, which will wreak havoc on the taint. Enjoy.
"I rear ended him pretty good. He took it well though." - MarkIt8, 9 JUN 2009
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AirRaley |
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Biked 28 and ran a 5k. It was like 95 outside. There are now officially two areas of concern on the taint, both on the right side. I checked my bike seat for
proper alignment, but it is straight as an arrow. Perhaps the right side of my taint is my achilles heel...err...taint, so to speak. Of all the body parts that
I would anticipate suffering from repetitive stress, my taint is the most chronic and the back of my neck is second due to holding up my melon when I'm on
the bike in the aero position. So my neck and my assneck basically.
I have a feeling that the Ironman is going to scranally rape me.
"I rear ended him pretty good. He took it well though." - MarkIt8, 9 JUN 2009
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Sandy Colfax |
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Posts: 157 08/12/09 6:53 PM |
Go to a bike store that does "professional fittings" and ask them to take a look (not at your Taint).
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AirRaley |
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I've done that, but thanks for caring. I'm just going to push through the next 4.5 weeks of taint pain. The taper should help, so really only 1.5 more
weeks and the biggie on 13 SEP.
"I rear ended him pretty good. He took it well though." - MarkIt8, 9 JUN 2009
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Posts: 1476 08/12/09 11:38 PM
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I just think you have a dainty tainty.
I stole a shopping cart from the A&P and go around the office twice a day collecting aluminum cans. It's gotten easier and quicker now that
everybody is accustom to my schedule, and just quickly throws a can in the cart without unnecessary chit-chat or eye contact.
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Posts: 4148 08/13/09 5:03 AM "Miller High Life rocks!" |
Dude, you got to lube up before you stress the taint. You need to rock the Eddie Harris vibe on that thing.
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AirRaley |
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DCBadger7 wrote:I slather chamois butter on that thing like it's a tall stack of flapjacks.
"I rear ended him pretty good. He took it well though." - MarkIt8, 9 JUN 2009
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AirRaley |
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Today I bathed the taint in the soothing, chlorinated waters of the local natatorium. It was a good day for the taint.
"I rear ended him pretty good. He took it well though." - MarkIt8, 9 JUN 2009
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DeMayonnaise |
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Posts: 1641 08/13/09 5:34 PM Bring back Taco Johns on Regent Street! |
Gold Bond Medicated Powder
Bacon is the Christoper Walken of the meat freezer.
- BoxcarHenry Does anyone have a Dumbass-to-English dictionary handy? - RedWagon |
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AKA TAW |
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AirRaley wrote:Let me assure you, if the taint is happy, we're all happy. 
The great thing about micro/craft beers is you can have a beer and still appear pretentious. shantydaze 6/29/09 |
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FirkinBucky |
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Posts: 1054 08/13/09 9:53 PM Good Beer is Good For You |
I think your taint is actually a pussy with some dead skin over it.
A real man's taint is indestructible.
Beer is proof God loves us and wants us to be happy.
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AirRaley |
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You may be right. I'll try Vagisil. Good thinking.
EDIT: Note to self: vagIna is the root word of Vagisil.
"I rear ended him pretty good. He took it well though." - MarkIt8, 9 JUN 2009
Last Edited By: AirRaley 08/14/09 8:43 PM.
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AirRaley |
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Today brought with it a 20.5 mile run. Easy on the taint, rough on pretty much everything below that.
And Firkin, I checked...gave it a good prodding...clearly 100% manstalk. I now think that the issue may be that it is simply too prodigious, even for my split saddle, which allows for a taint of genrous proportion.
"I rear ended him pretty good. He took it well though." - MarkIt8, 9 JUN 2009
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AirRaley |
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Just under the wire for the day...a day of taint rest, mostly. Light jog, some pruning of ze hedges, two vodkas and a beer. But those were just to ease the
taint jitters, for tomorrow AM brings another bike ride of epic proportion. And only four weeks until the current bane of my existence is upon us.
Tomorrow's report should be interesting, but Monday's will be the one to look out for. At least it'll be able to recuperate to the season premier
of Mad Men, with the ability to DVR that sucker for the first time ever. Woo hoo!
"I rear ended him pretty good. He took it well though." - MarkIt8, 9 JUN 2009
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4thngoal |
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Posts: 2124 08/16/09 6:24 AM Denis Lemieux |
I know better than to open this thread, but I do anyway. Disturbing.
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AirRaley |
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112 and change on the bike today. The strong side of my taint finally caved and developed a small hot spot. nothing like the weak side, but at least I've
got a degree of symmetry going. Averaged 16.5, so I have a very real chance of completing the bike leg in seven hours or less. Hills are worse up there, but
the heat got pretty brutal today and the wind was gusting over 22 mph, which was a real will breaker when it was in my grill. But back to the topic at hand,
the pain, on the ol' 1-10 scale is currently about an 8. Sometime tonight, roundabout 4 AM is when it will likely hit 11. I'll save that post for
tomorrow, after I've stopped crying.
"I rear ended him pretty good. He took it well though." - MarkIt8, 9 JUN 2009
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yfinn6 |
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Posts: 1468 08/16/09 1:57 PM
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Is it from your legs rubbing together or from sitting on the bike seat?
I get bad chafing on my legs, around the package area if I trim up the nether regions. Nothing some Gold Bond can't fix, although I'm not doing anything nearly as difficult as you are.
Never trust a man with no shirt on.
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LeviBooth |
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Posts: 4427 08/16/09 2:15 PM |
Are you sure you installed the seat?
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PrepKick1 |
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Posts: 1523 08/16/09 5:24 PM Don't Tase me, Bro!
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Jesus God, if ever a thread should have been explicitly labelled NSFW, this is it.
You are all sick, sick fucks. Not to mention that this thread sucks without pix.
PrepKick1
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AirRaley |
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Good God PrepKick, PLEASE, for the love of all that is Holy, do not encourage JSG to post his taint keloids pic in this thread. I'll need to start a new
one if that happens. That pic makes me want to throw up, shit twice, go blind and die.
"I rear ended him pretty good. He took it well though." - MarkIt8, 9 JUN 2009
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PrepKick1 |
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Posts: 1525 08/16/09 5:32 PM Don't Tase me, Bro!
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Do you mind explaining to all your B'Ville pals why JSG has explicit pix of your allegedly tainted man-pussy?
PrepKick1
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