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Biked 28 and ran a 5k. It was like 95 outside. There are now officially two areas of concern on the taint, both on the right side. I checked my bike seat for proper alignment, but it is straight as an arrow. Perhaps the right side of my taint is my achilles heel...err...taint, so to speak. Of all the body parts that I would anticipate suffering from repetitive stress, my taint is the most chronic and the back of my neck is second due to holding up my melon when I'm on the bike in the aero position. So my neck and my assneck basically.

I have a feeling that the Ironman is going to scranally rape me.

I've done that, but thanks for caring. I'm just going to push through the next 4.5 weeks of taint pain. The taper should help, so really only 1.5 more weeks and the biggie on 13 SEP.

Today I bathed the taint in the soothing, chlorinated waters of the local natatorium. It was a good day for the taint.

You may be right. I'll try Vagisil. Good thinking.

EDIT: Note to self: vagIna is the root word of Vagisil.

Just under the wire for the day...a day of taint rest, mostly. Light jog, some pruning of ze hedges, two vodkas and a beer. But those were just to ease the taint jitters, for tomorrow AM brings another bike ride of epic proportion. And only four weeks until the current bane of my existence is upon us. Tomorrow's report should be interesting, but Monday's will be the one to look out for. At least it'll be able to recuperate to the season premier of Mad Men, with the ability to DVR that sucker for the first time ever. Woo hoo!

112 and change on the bike today. The strong side of my taint finally caved and developed a small hot spot. nothing like the weak side, but at least I've got a degree of symmetry going. Averaged 16.5, so I have a very real chance of completing the bike leg in seven hours or less. Hills are worse up there, but the heat got pretty brutal today and the wind was gusting over 22 mph, which was a real will breaker when it was in my grill. But back to the topic at hand, the pain, on the ol' 1-10 scale is currently about an 8. Sometime tonight, roundabout 4 AM is when it will likely hit 11. I'll save that post for tomorrow, after I've stopped crying.

Good God PrepKick, PLEASE, for the love of all that is Holy, do not encourage JSG to post his taint keloids pic in this thread. I'll need to start a new one if that happens. That pic makes me want to throw up, shit twice, go blind and die.