The ridiculous level of suckitude on this board can mean only one thing: we have somehow angered the message board gods. Whether it was BuckSixty's
continuing absence, a lack of NSFW threads, or Hobey's transition to respectable member of society is completely irrelevant. All that matters now is that
we work together to appease these higher powers, so that they may let copious amounts of hilarity and naked women rain down upon us. So I call out to my
Buckyville brethren, repent and cast aside your blaspheming ways, lest the unique spirit of our Leftovers, Bacon, and Drinking Board perish forever from the
interwebs!
At the risk of becoming the most reviled person on Buckyville (Johnny, Rupie, and RealDeal notwithstanding), I will go first:
I own both jorts and crocs (in my defense, the crocs are some UW ones that I got for free).
I have never eaten at Parthenon.
I have never watched Roadhouse.
