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chedda108 |
Dude, what's going on with Sammy Sosa? |
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BuckSixty |
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Sammy Sosa says skin rejuvenation process reason his skin appears lighter
He says those photos make him look more washed-out than he really is. As a guy who is still figuring out how to work with lighting when I've got a camera in my hand, I can buy that -- to an extent. |
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WestCoastBadger |
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You'll have to ask his translator.
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DCBadger7 |
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Nice leather suit jacket.
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BoxcarHenry |
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That's messed up, skin rejuvee or not. He looks like a walking corpse for crying out loud. I'm darker than him, and I'm an Irishman who hasn't
been in the sun since Labor Day.
Agreed on the leather, that's a tight look. |
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RichInBunlyGoodness |
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They must have dislocated his jaw when they were "rejuvenating" his skin. His chin is out of the strike zone, either inside or outside, depending on
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ECBucky |
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That set of pics is fucking scary. Jeesh
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yfinn6 |
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His girl looks really happy to be standing next to a zombie.
Never trust a man with no shirt on.
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Portage Pete |
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ECBucky wrote: Dude, no more so than your avatar pic.
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wettle |
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Probably trying to get rid of all the acne scarring from his steroid use.
"NEVER TRUST ANYONE WITH MORE EARS THAN TEETH!"
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ECBucky |
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Touche Portage, was looking for something funny to put on my facebook page and somehow found it on google. Still makes me laugh
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scoobs69 |
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I'd buy the lighting issue if he wasn't standing next to someone else that looks relatively normal.
don't jab, poke, pierce, stab, or joust with your sausage. you'll lose juice, and ultimately flavor. scoobs - 11/11/02
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DeMayonnaise |
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Roids...15 years later. Stay away from that shit, kids.
Bacon is the Christoper Walken of the meat freezer.
- BoxcarHenry Does anyone have a Dumbass-to-English dictionary handy? - RedWagon |
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UncleEd2007 |
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Mike Jackson imitation?
"We were small in numbers,but big in heart. I think, hopefully, that came through." - Coach Bert Bielema, after the FSU game, Sept. 12, 2009.
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AirRaley |
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I think he looks amazing.
"I rear ended him pretty good. He took it well though." - MarkIt8, 9 JUN 2009
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WestCoastBadger |
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Now that Heath is dead, he could be in the running to play the Joker.
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butchbadger |
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Don't do drugs kids.
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LumpyWideAss |
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Does he have a pet chimp or any elephant man collectibles?
Please update the chant: "First and Ten Wisconsin. . . . . .Beeyotch"
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WhiskeyNick |
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Wait till his nose falls off.
_________________________________________________________________________________ "The most fundamental fact about the ideas of the political left is that they do not work. Therefore we should not be surprised to find the left concentrated in institutions where ideas do not have to work in order to survive." - Thomas Sowell "If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in five years there'd be a shortage of sand." - Milton Friedman "The biggest problems that we're facing right now have to do with George Bush trying to bring more and more power into the executive branch and not go through Congress at all. And that's what I intend to reverse when I'm president of the United States." - Sen. Barack Obama, March 31, 2008 |
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