I've cleaned up BM's version.
Originally posted by Eric the Red in response to complaints that Wisconsin never got to host Duke in the Big Ten - ACC challenge. (A situation since remedied.)
ACC/Big Ten Challenge
ACC/Big 10 Challenge Anyone know who UW plays in the ACC/Big 10 Challenge this year? I've heard both at Duke or at Wake Forest as possibilities
In the FAQ, I think that these two questions should be answered in basketball and football sections respectively:
1. Why don't we play Duke/UNC in the BT-ACC challenge? I think we could beat Duke at the Kohl center!
2. Why don't we play (fill in SEC team) in NC football? I want to see (said SEC team) Camp Randall!
EricTheeRed Junior Posts: 1098 6/27/05 10:09:25 pm
1.Why don't we play Duke/UNC in the BT-ACC challenge... on a Saturday...night... after a 2:30 homecoming football game against Michigan... onABC... and all the tickets go to students... and they get there 2 hoursbefore the game... and they sit at center court... and they servebeer... and not just any beer, great bottled beer taste in a can likeKeystone... and we do it every year... with no return trip to Duke...and the game is on ESPN... with Matt Lepay doing play-by-play... andBill Rafftery doing color... and Erin Andrews on the sideline...topless... and bottomless.. and the stadium is as loud as theFieldhouse... and Mike Finley's mom comes on the floor and holds up thebig W flag... and the band plays all new songs... and all old songs...and the kid hits the halfcourt shot at halftime... and the Chinesewoman kicks bowls onto her head while riding a unicycle... and we winthe game on an alley-oop to Patrick Tompkins at the buzzer... and we storm the floor.. and nobody ends up "pulseless" or "non breathing"...and we all run down to State Street... where every bar has all thedrink specials they want... and no bartime... and no smoking ban... and La Bambas is open again, so we eat there a 3am... and we all go home and hook up... with 2 chicks... hot chicks... and when we get done, one vacuums, the other cleans the shitter and they silently exit withoutwaking anyone up... and we wake up the next morning and realize that we bet 3 grand on the game... with Saint Bucky.
Credit to gobucky26 for the save on Jan 24, 2007.
In the FAQ, I think that these two questions should be answered in basketball and football sections respectively:
1. Why don't we play Duke/UNC in the BT-ACC challenge? I think we could beat Duke at the Kohl center!
2. Why don't we play (fill in SEC team) in NC football? I want to see (said SEC team) Camp Randall!
EricTheeRed Junior Posts: 1098 6/27/05 10:09:25 pm
1.Why don't we play Duke/UNC in the BT-ACC challenge... on a Saturday...night... after a 2:30 homecoming football game against Michigan... onABC... and all the tickets go to students... and they get there 2 hoursbefore the game... and they sit at center court... and they servebeer... and not just any beer, great bottled beer taste in a can likeKeystone... and we do it every year... with no return trip to Duke...and the game is on ESPN... with Matt Lepay doing play-by-play... andBill Rafftery doing color... and Erin Andrews on the sideline...topless... and bottomless.. and the stadium is as loud as theFieldhouse... and Mike Finley's mom comes on the floor and holds up thebig W flag... and the band plays all new songs... and all old songs...and the kid hits the halfcourt shot at halftime... and the Chinesewoman kicks bowls onto her head while riding a unicycle... and we winthe game on an alley-oop to Patrick Tompkins at the buzzer... and we storm the floor.. and nobody ends up "pulseless" or "non breathing"...and we all run down to State Street... where every bar has all thedrink specials they want... and no bartime... and no smoking ban... and La Bambas is open again, so we eat there a 3am... and we all go home and hook up... with 2 chicks... hot chicks... and when we get done, one vacuums, the other cleans the shitter and they silently exit withoutwaking anyone up... and we wake up the next morning and realize that we bet 3 grand on the game... with Saint Bucky.
Credit to gobucky26 for the save on Jan 24, 2007.
