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ECBucky

I just fucked the next door neighbor

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June 19, 2011 10:22 PM

Mayor of Poundtown

She's got a nice rack and is a massage therapist. I'm also drunk. Fuck off all of you. Work tomorrow is gonna suck balls. Just like Pointer. Goodnight.

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Myles Long

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June 19, 2011 10:24 PM

Winning!

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Check For Bees

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June 19, 2011 10:24 PM

"Does Crean actually use a tanning bed or are people just making fun of his natural skin color?"

There is only one reply necessary:

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kr0p0tkin

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June 19, 2011 10:29 PM

With your penis?

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blockski

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June 19, 2011 10:33 PM

ECBucky wrote:
She's got a nice rack and is a massage therapist. I'm also drunk. Fuck off all of you. Work tomorrow is gonna suck balls. Just like Pointer. Goodnight.

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Combad57

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June 19, 2011 10:37 PM

ECBucky wrote:
She's got a nice rack and is a massage therapist. I'm also drunk. Fuck off all of you. Work tomorrow is gonna suck balls. Just like Pointer. Goodnight.

Me too. And another guy came in as I was leaving.

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gobbz

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June 19, 2011 10:44 PM

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Combad57 wrote:
ECBucky wrote:
She's got a nice rack and is a massage therapist. I'm also drunk. Fuck off all of you. Work tomorrow is gonna suck balls. Just like Pointer. Goodnight.
Me too. And another guy came in as I was leaving.

"If you lie, it becomes part of your future. If you tell the truth, it becomes part of your past." ~Rick Pitino

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WestCoastBadger

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June 19, 2011 10:46 PM

ECBucky wrote:
She's got a nice rack and is a massage therapist. I'm also drunk. Fuck off all of you. Work tomorrow is gonna suck balls. Just like Pointer. Goodnight.

When you get a chance, you should post in this thread.

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SaguaroBadger

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June 20, 2011 4:33 AM

Sully

"Football Saturdays in Madison are holy days."

I notice you omitted any details about her face. I hope for your sake that she doesn't look like the landlady in Kingpin.

"Buckyville has a poor hockey board where the people who post most frequently generally don't know what they're talking about."
--Eric the Red, 2 August 2011

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BoxcarHenry

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June 20, 2011 6:43 AM

Jimmy Rabbitte

That is fantastic news. Congratulations on fucking your next door neighbor.

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AKA TAW

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June 20, 2011 6:55 AM

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blockski wrote:
ECBucky wrote:
She's got a nice rack and is a massage therapist. I'm also drunk. Fuck off all of you. Work tomorrow is gonna suck balls. Just like Pointer. Goodnight.

When my son was a baby, we used to sing "Na-nas and Os" to that song for bananas and Cheerios.� Good times.

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Danofiveo

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June 20, 2011 7:22 AM

Gobbz's biggest fan

EC told me awhile back that his next door neighbor's name was DEX...just saying.

UW needs only 1 WATT to light up Terrell Pryor!

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4thngoal

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June 20, 2011 8:11 AM

Denis Lemieux

On Backpage and Craigslist, those are normally defined as escorts. Congratulations anyway.

<<She kind of looks like Vern Lundquist with a wig on.>>

>>Herschey 11-13-12

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529NorthLakeSt

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June 20, 2011 8:16 AM

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mhbostrom

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June 20, 2011 8:26 AM

Sounds like a fantastic idea to get drunk and bang the chick who you have to see every day for as long as you live next to each other. I mean, it's a real can't lose...

"There are just too many double digit numbers to for me to believe that the machine could avoid grabbing at least one."

Big Eddy

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bhambadger

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June 20, 2011 8:29 AM

pussycraptacular

Two words...

happy ending.

People are bastard coated bastards with bastard filling.

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529NorthLakeSt

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June 20, 2011 8:48 AM

mhbostrom wrote:
Sounds like a fantastic idea to get drunk and bang the chick who you have to see every day for as long as you live next to each other. I mean, it's a real can't lose...

So you're saying he should have gone home and jerked off? He's going to see his right hand every day for the rest of his life. I'd rather be pounding vag.

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MontyFortyEight

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June 20, 2011 9:13 AM

The Head of Alfredo Garcia

classically trained binge drinker

If I could fuck my next door neighbor, I'd do it in a heartbeat. Best case it leaves the door open for a semi-regular booty call, worst case I just had sex with a hot chick. I can't imagine it going so poorly that it would make it awkward when we crossed paths. However, even if I could, I'd still do it. Well done EC.

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gobbz

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June 20, 2011 9:28 AM

Ron Santo's Heart & Soul

MontyFortyEight wrote:
If I could fuck my next door neighbor, I'd do it in a heartbeat. Best case it leaves the door open for a semi-regular booty call, worst case I just had sex with a ~~hot~~ chick. I can't imagine it going so poorly that it would make it awkward when we crossed paths. However, even if I could, I'd still do it. Well done EC.

FIFY

"If you lie, it becomes part of your future. If you tell the truth, it becomes part of your past." ~Rick Pitino

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buckyj

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June 20, 2011 9:48 AM

It all makes sense now. I was wondering who the drunk ass was who rear ended me.

Me, "You can't drink beer in a car"
5 year old son, "Yeah, because you might spill your beer"

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HobeyBaker

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June 20, 2011 10:11 AM

"Drinking beer outside and with local chicks who have no idea who I am = good times."

529NorthLakeSt wrote:
[quote="mhbostrom"]Sounds like a fantastic idea to get drunk and bang the chick who you have to see every day for as long as you live next to each other. I mean, it's a real can't lose...

So you're saying he should have gone home and jerked off? He's going to see his right hand every day for the rest of his life. I'd rather be pounding vag.[/quote]

+1 on the pounding vag.

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