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Billy Flynn		#101	[url]	[-]
Posts: 1002 July 3, 2009 3:00 PM Pastor of Buckyville	Remove this ad Many of the things listed here are extremely sinful.
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SaundersBucky		#102	[url]	[-]
Posts: 16992 July 3, 2009 3:28 PM Buckyville's Fiscal Cliff	sfbadger wrote: Who said it "fell in"? You guys can't read between the lines? I thought I was making myself clear enough, without having to draw a fuckin' picture. Let me reiterate. If she were really a virgin, in the sense that she had not had significant experience with things the size of a dick in her vagina, you'd have had to put forward a reasonable amount of effort to get to the "ooops - I am no longer a virgin" point. Unless you just rammed it home, which certainly wasn't what I was reading between the lines.
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AKA TAW		#103	[url]	[-]
Posts: 13264 July 3, 2009 3:35 PM Den Mother	Billy Flynn wrote: Many of the things listed here are extremely sinful. Sinful and a little scary, I'd say. Makes me glad I never had a daughter... The great thing about micro/craft beers is you can have a beer and still appear pretentious. shantydaze 6/29/09
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PrepKick1		#104	[url]	[-]
Posts: 4057 July 3, 2009 3:56 PM Pretending to be an important person again.	I thought I was making myself clear enough, without having to draw a fuckin' picture. I think a "fucking picture" is exactly what we need here. The pretending to be important again, naked but still miserable, formerly Whimsical, Most Rev. Dr. PrepKick1, Esq., Attorney at Law, Certified Private Accountant, "clearly the e-manliest of the e-manly on this board," the Crystal Bacon Award's Susan Lucci, and The Board's Etiquette Guru. Not a resident of Cecil, Shawano, Platteville, or Bonduel.
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sfbadger		#105	[url]	[-]
Posts: 1055 July 3, 2009 4:26 PM Hormel Chavez	PrepKick1 wrote: I thought I was making myself clear enough, without having to draw a fuckin' picture. I think a "fucking picture" is exactly what we need here. You know what they say about having to explain a joke? Same thing applies here too I guess. Here's your picture. The "Bob's your Uncle" wasn't me going in, it was "something" breaking. "This thread reminds me why I hate our fanbase." - GoGoGophers
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SaundersBucky		#106	[url]	[-]
Posts: 16992 July 3, 2009 4:49 PM Buckyville's Fiscal Cliff	sfbadger wrote: You know what they say about having to explain a joke? Same thing applies here too I guess. Here's your picture. The "Bob's your Uncle" wasn't me going in, it was "something" breaking. Gotcha. I don't think it was really explaining a joke; just clarifying what Bob meant in that case. Some of us saw Bob being getting all the way inside, whereas you had intended Bob to mean that you had kicked in the door. It doesn't ruin the sin, though - this is still the leader in the clubhouse IMHO.
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WhatVinceWhere		#107	[url]	[-]
Posts: 1518 July 3, 2009 5:05 PM	sfbadger wrote: I remember when a bunch of us were camping after we graduated and I go to my tent and she's there and I say, Umm you're in the wrong tent, so she leaves. I just figured she was drunk and stumbled into the wrong tent. See? Gentleman. Moron, but gentleman. This little side story makes you even more of a pussy than anything else you mentioned in your previous posts. "I'm also really concerned that when drunk I somehow put sex, massage, and Pointer in the same post. In fact I'm going to spend most of the night rethinking my life." - ECBucky
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PrepKick1		#108	[url]	[-]
Posts: 4057 July 3, 2009 7:00 PM Pretending to be an important person again.	sfbadger wrote: PrepKick1 wrote: I thought I was making myself clear enough, without having to draw a fuckin' picture. I think a "fucking picture" is exactly what we need here. You know what they say about having to explain a joke? Same thing applies here too I guess. Here's your picture. The "Bob's your Uncle" wasn't me going in, it was "something" breaking. Wow, sfbadger, that chick is hot. Thanks, Dude. The pretending to be important again, naked but still miserable, formerly Whimsical, Most Rev. Dr. PrepKick1, Esq., Attorney at Law, Certified Private Accountant, "clearly the e-manliest of the e-manly on this board," the Crystal Bacon Award's Susan Lucci, and The Board's Etiquette Guru. Not a resident of Cecil, Shawano, Platteville, or Bonduel.
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chimeinnow		#109	[url]	[-]
Posts: 7855 July 3, 2009 9:40 PM "I like stupid humor."	chimeinnow wrote: I pretty much stopped posting pictures of almost nude women, but........ I think the band Rush sucks ass --ECBucky(This is always bad karma) Other sins of mine: I had sex with a Minnesota Viking fan within a couple of hours after the Vikings had beaten the Pack Now that is crossing the line. Where is your loyalty. I hope it wasn't after the playoff ass whooping, that would be much worse. Did she "choke" also, during a crucial point of the performance? --GVBadger No she did not choke. This happened in November 1987 IIRC. I was visiting home from CA. Went to a Packers game. We lost and after the game, as we were walking out, we encountered some viking fans celebrating. Her eyes met mine and I walked over and offered to teach her how to Polka properly. She laughed, we started dancing, and before too long she was kicking her roommate out of their room at the Downtowner Motel so we could have sex. After I moved back from CA, we hooked up one more time. The first time was better.
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RDConz		#110	[url]	[-]
Posts: 824 July 4, 2009 8:06 AM Quality over Quantity	Remove this ad SaundersBucky wrote: sfbadger wrote: Who said it "fell in"? You guys can't read between the lines? I thought I was making myself clear enough, without having to draw a fuckin' picture. Let me reiterate. If she were really a virgin, in the sense that she had not had significant experience with things the size of a dick in her vagina, you'd have had to put forward a reasonable amount of effort to get to the "ooops - I am no longer a virgin" point. Unless you just rammed it home, which certainly wasn't what I was reading between the lines. I respectfully disagree. Where sufficient lubrication is present, you'd be surprised how easy it is for things to accidentally "just slip in" to other things, even if the other things in question are rather tight. "RDConz, do you have a take on this?" - Eric the Red, 8/24/12
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Buddj4		#111	[url]	[-]
Posts: 6796 July 4, 2009 1:32 PM "I too, have never experienced a "meat raffle". I'm thinking about bringing the concept to Texas."	Is it possible that even though she was a virgin that she had one of these? I stole a shopping cart from the A&P and go around the office twice a day collecting aluminum cans. It's gotten easier and quicker now that everybody is accustom to my schedule, and just quickly throws a can in the cart without unnecessary chit-chat or eye contact. LumpyWideAss 7-2-2009
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sfbadger		#112	[url]	[-]
Posts: 1055 July 4, 2009 3:04 PM Hormel Chavez	Buddj4 wrote: Is it possible that even though she was a virgin that she had one of these? No. "This thread reminds me why I hate our fanbase." - GoGoGophers
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BadgerConvert		#113	[url]	[-]
Posts: 2236 July 4, 2009 3:51 PM Is this thing on?	sfbadger wrote: Buddj4 wrote: Is it possible that even though she was a virgin that she had one of these? No. So the alternative, per the CYE clip, was a teeny weenie?
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RDConz		#114	[url]	[-]
Posts: 824 July 4, 2009 5:14 PM Quality over Quantity	BadgerConvert wrote: sfbadger wrote: Buddj4 wrote: Is it possible that even though she was a virgin that she had one of these? No. So the alternative, per the CYE clip, was a teeny weenie? Maybe the 'SF' stands for 'small f*stick' "RDConz, do you have a take on this?" - Eric the Red, 8/24/12
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Danofiveo		#115	[url]	[-]
Posts: 12744 July 4, 2009 7:40 PM Gobbz's biggest fan	I busted a Tranny in LA in the 80's and thought, for a second, he/she looked like Teri Hatcher...but in hindsight, he/she looked more like Ruppert. Minnesota is Native-American for BAD AT FOOTBALL...
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Slimm21		#116	[url]	[-]
Posts: 12792 July 6, 2009 9:34 AM I've paid for bottle service	I remember when a bunch of us were camping after we graduated and I go to my tent and she's there and I say, Umm you're in the wrong tent, so she leaves. I just figured she was drunk and stumbled into the wrong tent. See? Gentleman. Moron, but gentleman. I've had that fucking problem a few times. Although I don't really think I'm a gent, just a moron.
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OmniOne		#117	[url]	[-]
Posts: 3230 July 6, 2009 4:00 PM Hophead	Slimm21 wrote: I remember when a bunch of us were camping after we graduated and I go to my tent and she's there and I say, Umm you're in the wrong tent, so she leaves. I just figured she was drunk and stumbled into the wrong tent. See? Gentleman. Moron, but gentleman. I've had that fucking problem a few times. Although I don't really think I'm a gent, just a moron. I can't say I've had that particular problem, but looking back now I realize there have been many times that I blew it out of sheer stupidity and ignorance. Fuck. Beers brewed with fresh hops as opposed to the pellet variety do have a unique taste. Not sure about the 24-hour thing. I do know that if you get your malt into your beer within seven hours of killing your barley, flying unicorns will come down from the sky and take you directly to heaven. -Firkin Bucky
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MT24		#118	[url]	[-]
Posts: 6046 August 15, 2011 3:15 PM	BadgerConvert wrote: The first completely naked woman I ever saw was my grandmother. I was about 10 years old, and came upon her accidentally. She didn't see me so I ducked back around the corner. Curiosity got the better of me so I decided to take another quick peek. As I did, a floorboard creaked, and she looked up at me.
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jjnumberone		#119	[url]	[-]
Posts: 1159 August 15, 2011 8:59 PM	Nice job MT bringing this thread back. Very entertaining re-read. Also where's the epilogue SF?
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DCBadger7		#120	[url]	[-]
Posts: 10468 June 20, 2012 1:23 PM Blissfully Disinterested	Remove this ad BUMP. How the fuck is this thread not in the Hall of Fame???? The sfbadger/Bob's Your Uncle story dominates, so it's easy to lose sight of perhaps the funniest example of poorly worded posts in the history of the Interweb (see BadgerConvert's "accidentally came upon on my grandmother" post.) Seriously, send this one to the HOF. Now. Please, thank you.
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