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NumenLumen	Post A Punch Line		Lead	[-]
Posts: 10423 July 18, 2012 2:49 PM Shout, shout - let it all out. These are the things I can do without.	Remove this ad Hey! Nice tits sister. Where do you want me to put these blinds?
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Bud Foster		#1	[url]	[-]
Posts: 6273 July 18, 2012 2:52 PM The Geek From 16 Candles Whose Name I Don't Remember	NM. I screwed up the line and I can't think of the real one.
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Myles Long		#2	[url]	[-]
Posts: 15716 July 18, 2012 2:53 PM	Did my parents' attorney stop by and give you the 25 Grand from their will? --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room.' President Muffley --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- My Badger Sports Photos Older Tailgate/Bowl Trip Photos
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Why 2 Badger		#3	[url]	[-]
Posts: 3294 July 18, 2012 2:58 PM You mess with the bull, you get the horns	Therefore, Minnesota is better than Wisconsin at football..... Democracy cannot survive under the GOP, the future is at stake here. -Yanked 4/05/2011
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PassTheDutchie		#4	[url]	[-]
Posts: 2558 July 18, 2012 3:00 PM	Washing the blood out of your clown suit. While at a bar the Friday night before the game enjoying a few beers with my friends and cousin, I was told by a bartender if I didn't leave he would "jizz on my face" and Badger fans applauded around.
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LumpyWideAss		#5	[url]	[-]
Posts: 6482 July 18, 2012 3:03 PM The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking.	No! I said a Bud Light. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way.
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ricecloud9		#6	[url]	[-]
Posts: 4581 July 18, 2012 3:11 PM	I don't know but my ass is really killing me... ricecloud9
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TheHeb		#7	[url]	[-]
Posts: 987 July 18, 2012 3:24 PM *"Dammit. I was* *this* *close to being accepted by the in-crowd. Now I'll never get one of those cool tag-lines under my avatar."*	So I said to him, "That's not a piece of bread; it's a crouton!"
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Ulbian		#8	[url]	[-]
Posts: 7314 July 18, 2012 3:29 PM The Bishop of Bonduel	"Screw the children? Do we have enough time?" "I think Crystal Bacon looks pretty cool and shit, but it's weird talking about it. It's just such a fucking dumb ass thing." - SOLObucky on 8 July 2012
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Azree33		#9	[url]	[-]
Posts: 10070 July 18, 2012 3:52 PM The Wizard of Az "I have no idea what you're talking about. I'm a 17 year old female. I love Maroon 5. Adam Lambert makes me sweat. Pete Wentz is the shizzle. Shit. Gave it away with "shizzle," didn't I?"	-------------- Let no man think we can deny civil liberty to others and retain it for ourselves.
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badgerbanker		#10	[url]	[-]
Posts: 276 July 18, 2012 3:53 PM	Remove this ad What you mean, "Wrong hole?"
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deanwormer		#11	[url]	[-]
Posts: 807 July 18, 2012 3:59 PM	The Aristocrats!
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BKBucky		#12	[url]	[-]
Posts: 4906 July 18, 2012 4:25 PM Let Your Feet Stomp	Just the people who were in charge of that decision
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Nelson		#13	[url]	[-]
Posts: 696 July 18, 2012 4:34 PM	deanwormer wrote: The Aristocrats! Know it? I wrote it!
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RealSectionX		#14	[url]	[-]
Posts: 945 July 18, 2012 4:44 PM	Could it be. Dare we hope - a horse penis. x
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BadgerConvert		#15	[url]	[-]
Posts: 2232 July 18, 2012 5:03 PM Is this thing on?	One more thing: courtesy flush, motherfucker.
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SOLObucky		#16	[url]	[-]
Posts: 2514 July 18, 2012 5:49 PM	125 "When it came time to shave the cat, he got an extension cord and did it on my lawn." NumenLumen
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bhambadger		#17	[url]	[-]
Posts: 8303 July 18, 2012 7:48 PM pussycraptacular	Eats bushes and leaves. People are bastard coated bastards with bastard filling.
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BigAppleBucky		#18	[url]	[-]
Posts: 10758 July 18, 2012 7:49 PM	we had to wait for the children to die. but a good cigar is a smoke.
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AKA TAW		#19	[url]	[-]
Posts: 13248 July 18, 2012 8:52 PM Den Mother	Gosh. I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch. Gilda Radner
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yfinn6		#20	[url]	[-]
Posts: 1933 July 18, 2012 8:54 PM I have sources	Remove this ad So I said: "Do ya love me?" And she said: "No! But that's a real nice ski mask!"
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