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April 11, 2008 11:19 PM
Pastor of Buckyville
noshbygosh wrote: He told me he and his wife cut a deal: he gets his wife to partake in a sexually humiliating act on a regular basis in return for him dressing and feeding the little kids.
What is it?
Interact
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April 12, 2008 9:56 AM
"Nuke is right." - The Dude
NumenLumen wrote: "My concern is that I know I am not an asshole, so, by EC's logic, my wife is not hot." Logic my friend..."every guy I know to be a gigantic asshole have a hot wife/girlfriend?" does not equal "every hot woman I know has a gigantic asshole husband/boyfriend". Imagine a venn diagram where the universe is everyone. Imagine a circle for gigantic assholes, overlapped by a larger circle of hot wives/grilfriends. Since I'm not one to doubt one's assertation on the hotness of their wife, I would say your wife exists in the area of the hot wives/grilfriends that does not overlap the gigantic assholes. Either that, or you're a gigantic asshole and just don't know it. Do you by chance wear jorts and crocs at the same time?
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April 12, 2008 10:20 AM
"Pastor of the Church of the Red Kool-Aid."
NuclearBdgr wrote: Thanks NL - I did't want to have to all syllogism on Mu...
It's okay. That's totally how I roll.
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April 12, 2008 12:05 PM
"What is it?"
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April 12, 2008 12:41 PM
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April 12, 2008 6:52 PM
Not even playin' your game, Boomer.
April 12, 2008 7:03 PM
noshbygosh wrote: oshbygosh wrote: ""He told me he and his wife cut a deal: he gets his wife to partake in a sexually humiliating act on a regular basis in return for him dressing and feeding the little kids. "" "What is it?"Let's see how to diplomatically state this. He masturbates and ejects into her eyes. (I feel dirty stating this.)
That's diplomatic?
April 13, 2008 8:01 AM
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April 13, 2008 9:51 AM
"I like stupid humor."
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April 13, 2008 2:15 PM
Jimmy Rabbitte
chimeinnow wrote: Shit Chime, I started this thing and tonight I scored a phone number with a girl I'm interested in. Just sayin..... --ECBucky Nice job EC! I'm on the cusp of possibly having a thing with a woman. Here's the thing. She has been dating some guy for like 5 years. We met, and one thing led to another, and well.........Oh, and she's 30. I believe when I first started inquiring here about the minimum age I could reasonably date, I believe I was told 29. I also believe I mentioned that it was hard to envision that for me-it's not anymore. Funny thing is back in the day, I would have walked away if I knew someone had a boyfriend. I think the biggest difference is that when I was younger, I took all this way more seriously than I do now. Just having fun, and if the right woman lands in my lap..great..if not, I'll just have fun. Oh, and Mrs. Solo-thanks for confirming Necka's "being on to your(women's) secret." I've kind of noticed that some of these women are way more "liberal" behind closed doors than I remember them being in their 20's.
Rule #1: Never hit another man's trick.
April 13, 2008 4:00 PM
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April 13, 2008 4:23 PM
chimeinnow wrote: The other one's boyfriend came after me with numbchucks(sp??). She was worth it though.
Was it this cat? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsEZ2lpM0Yw
April 13, 2008 5:06 PM
Was it this cat? --MT24 Basically what happened was we were having a party in the basement of our apartment building-me being one of the hosts. Met this freshmen cutie from Chicago. After some discussion, we went up to my place and were several minutes into exploring each other's tonsils. One of her friends that was at the party knocked on the door. "Jill! Biff(can't remember his name) is her". Turns out Biff was supposed to visit from Chicago the following (Sat.)morning, but had come up early. She reapplies lipstick. I ask if I can call her-she says yes, and goes downstairs to the party. Tells her boyfriend she had gone up to use a bathroom. He notices there is a bathroom downstairs where the party is. She breaks down under tough questioning from the BF and admits her indiscretion. I come downstairs, and he comes up to me and shoves me. I'm like, "WTF are you doing and who are you?!" Him: "Jill is my GF a-hole. I'm going to kick your ass." And out come the numbchucks. Fortunately, I have some large friends who intervened, because I'm no Chuck Norris. Jill? I called her and she said she liked me, but her BF would find out, and she could not have that. She was under the control of a real nut. Never saw her again. Think she transferred out.
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April 13, 2008 6:22 PM
Stand Up Old People
chimeinnow wrote: Him: "Jill is my GF a-hole. I'm going to kick your ass." And out come the numbchucks.
Him: "Jill is my GF a-hole. I'm going to kick your ass." And out come the numbchucks.
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April 14, 2008 9:56 AM
SaundersBucky wrote: MrsSolobucky wrote: Caveat: My husband would say I'm hot, and I've had a few compliments over the years... they may need their memory refereshed. SOLO - care to repost that link?
MrsSolobucky wrote: Caveat: My husband would say I'm hot, and I've had a few compliments over the years...
they may need their memory refereshed. SOLO - care to repost that link?
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April 14, 2008 10:20 AM
Jobu needs a refill
Wow. What kind of psycho carries nunchucks around with him?
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April 14, 2008 10:21 AM
Den Mother
SOLObucky wrote: Does posting this picture make me an asshole?
Does posting this picture make me an asshole?
April 14, 2008 11:00 AM
Anything is possible deep in the depth of Chime's imagination --MarkIt8
LOL-that may be true, but this did actually happen, and I couldn't believe he had the numchucks either. He looked a little like Ralph Maccio(the Karate Kid), so in hindsight, that makes it a little more funny. If I remember, she told me that her roommate told Biff that she had been invited by a guy to the party, so he may have come prepared for that reason. I don't know. Just glad I didn't become victim to some guys Ninja Fest.
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April 14, 2008 1:11 PM
The Geek From 16 Candles Whose Name I Don't Remember
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April 14, 2008 1:39 PM
AKA TAW wrote: Yes, but not because your wife is hot. Anyone who posts a picture of a woman in the last stages of pregnancy, unless said woman is at the Academy Awards in a designer gowns chosen just for her, is an asshole.
What makes you think that this was done against Mrs. Solo's wishes? I suspect posting that was her idea, 100%
If not, Solo ain't gettin' any for a long, long time.
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