Why in the hell does every guy I know to be a gigantic asshole have a hot wife/girlfriend? I'm sure I'm not the only one who has noticed this. Why do
you pick the biggest jackass? It makes no sense.
Females, I'm sorry, but I can't let this go unchecked.
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Females, I'm sorry, but I can't let this go unchecked. |
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Posts: 854 04/09/08 4:13 PM Genghis Khan |
Are you saying my wife is not hot?
If so, let's drop the gloves and have a chat. |
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Posts: 1361 04/09/08 4:32 PM Jimmy Rabbitte |
I'm not a chick but I'll weigh in.
Being a major league gigantic asshole, myself, it's all about the game. You need to take your game to a whole new level, if you want to get with the lovelies. I know there are a bunch of other assholes on this board that could probably back this up. They too have smoking hot wives or girlfriends. Hell, they probably have a smoking hot wife AND a smoking hot girlfriend if they have mad game. p.s. Could you post a picture of this cupcake who iced you? |
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Posts: 667 04/09/08 4:38 PM |
ECBucky wrote: I have one hard and fast rule when it comes to dating: if you meet one of the aforementioned women who has dated the type of guy you described- RUN, and run fast. Tells you a lot about the judgement of a woman by the type of guy they have dated in the past. The same would apply to males. I lose a lot of respect for my friends who put up with needy women, bitchy women, etc. No hot chick is worth putting up with that. |
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Posts: 1611 04/09/08 5:00 PM |
I would Boxcar, but she took all the pictures(not that I wanted them). This isn't about me as such, several platonic friends I have are dating some of the
biggest douches I know. I just can't get over it. They are smart, funny, attractive, and yet, allow themselves to be is relationships with these fuckbags.
Why ladies, why??
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Posts: 1202 04/09/08 5:03 PM |
MT24 wrote:
Amen, brother. I literally stopped hanging out with a friend of mine because I always wanted to choke his bitch of a girlfriend. I would've ran her over if I had the chance and knew I would've gotten away with it. |
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You've come to the right board.
Is this mic on???? *clears throat* It's simple - the media, and women alike, refuse to acknowledge the big pink elephant, dinosaur, and saber toothed-tiger prancing around in the room. 1. Women innately WANT to be chased, oggled, and objectified sexually. No, I did not stutter - woman crave being viewed as SEXUAL objects, hence the makeup, push-up bras, booming thong industry, string bikinis, short skirts, heels, etc. What - will women have us believe 5 inch heels are comfortable? Innately, women have a primal urge to view as sex objects, not for their talents, brains, the sports girl act, or how well she bakes cake - as many will have you believe. 2. Women WANT to be sexually dominated and conquered by men. Not only do women want to be viewed as sexual objects, they want to be treated as such in the bedroom and looked at lustfully, or else they'll feel sexually inadequate. She'll wonder why she's incapable of "turning on" her man, why he doesn't look to conquer/dominate her sexually, or if she's isn't sexy enough, which can damaging to her self esteem. I can touch on this a little, but my third point will flesh this out even further. 3. Females want to be humiliated by males in the bedroom - In fact, I'd say the vast majority do. Many love bedroom humiliation, which is why most are turned on by filthy talk, which takes them to a more heightened sexual state, and oft-times they'll join in and crave more. During carnal acts women will allow themselves to be called every filthy rotten thing a man's brain can muster (many encourage it), and she'll allow facials, anal, A2M, and spankings, amongst many other unholy things. The bedroom is a place of sexual asylum, and carnal acts takes us back to the jungle - it allows a men and woman to be in their true primal state. People are closer to their subconscious minds during carnal acts, than any other time outside of dreaming. And yes, the OVERWHELMING majority of women love dirty sex (personally, I don't think sex is dirty as our bodies our instruments of pleasure), but the vast majority of men don't have the skill set or confidence to bring it out off them. I guess my point is, it's all a big act perpetuated by women who are conflicted by her true sexual self (which always rears its ugly head during sex), verses her education, status, and their roles in society. Men are beasts, no doubt, but women like and enjoy being hunted and eaten by the savage manimal called an asshole * drops the mic
Boo This Man!!!
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Posts: 988 04/09/08 6:05 PM Denis Lemieux |
Holy shit Necka. You should be chasing your doctorate, writing papers and getting paid by the page. Wow.
I'd like to be somewhat less graphic and just state that some women (well, hell men too) are just shit makers. Everything they touch turns to shit. The unbelievable part of this is that they don't learn from their mistakes. They fall into the same drama trap time and time again which makes me wonder if they just crave attention/sympathy or they're just plain stupid. It seems to be a never ending spiral for some. Reggie Dunlop: What are you guys doing?
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Posts: 381 04/09/08 6:16 PM Derek Jeter |
After Necka's post I believe this thread should be marked NSFW...
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Posts: 929 04/09/08 6:18 PM White Russian |
4thngoal wrote:
Agreed. And why do I have the feeling Necka just sat down and cranked this out in like one minute??
Where the f do they dig these fn shitbags up??....They must have an endless shitbag full of shitbags & just keep reaching into it & pull out another
shitbag.... The rug & woogie are bad enuff, but throw in LaPanties & grog (the biggest asscrack of them all.....does he have a sign on his face that
says, "hit here..use fist, baseball bat, hockey stick, rocks, or whatever, just ....hit here??..or is it just me??).....Lately they've added a few
more just as bad...... Shitbags, I tell ya, there all shitbags...... -TomahawkBadger discussing FSN announcing crew during WCHA Final Five
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Posts: 980 04/09/08 6:20 PM |
Necka
Bravo, Bravo!!! It all becomes so much clearer now! We gotta get Necka on the Mil JS Online so they can win another Pullitzer. I do look forward to the reaction of female board members.
Its BOLieveable.
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Posts: 669 04/09/08 6:26 PM |
necka3 wrote: "A2M" =
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Necka just turned this thread into Hall of Fame Material. Excellent stuff dude!
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Posts: 322 04/09/08 6:28 PM |
this guy even got the hot chicks when he played the role of A-Hole!
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That one Internet guy wrote a book about this question:
That said, I would certainly sleep with her and not Longwell - Chester Marcol, maybe - for History's sake.
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Posts: 2077 04/09/08 7:33 PM Santa Claus |
SaguaroBadger wrote:But Saint Bucky claims he wrote of the subject before tucker did; well actually St.Bucky's FRIEND did.......................
Wisconsin Badgers
1973, 1977, 1981, 1983, 1990, 2006 NCAA Hockey Champions. Hey Prepkick - your ignorance and poor taste in music really does transcend many styles. -My hero MylesLong 2/29/08 I think you'd be hard pressed to find anybody, even most Rush fans, that would say that Rush comes to mind when they think of the 80s. You aren't only obsessed; you are freaking weird. Triton (also my hero) on Prepkick 3/14/08 |
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Posts: 275 04/09/08 8:20 PM |
ECBucky wrote: I don't. For some reason I'm drawn to beta males. The 2 longest relationships I've been in have been with... lets face it... nerds.
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Posts: 1940 04/09/08 8:38 PM Pete Waite wannabe |
Mu Puppy wrote:
Mu - I think he is saying if you are a big asshole then your wife is hot he didn't say: if your wife is hot, you are a big asshole. although as a Cowboy's fan, perhaps the first is true, but then he would be saying your wife is hot. Besides, she went to St Joes...that was a good sign back in the day.
NumenLumen on Tom Izzo: "He's like the brother that deserves every wedgie we give him, but makes us proud when he goes and kicks some other kid's
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Posts: 2269 04/09/08 8:43 PM Den Mother |
My first response when I saw this thread was to go for the easy, smart-ass response of "Women get involved with men like their fathers."
Then Necka weighed in and I didn't want to respond casually. I don't deny that what Necka and others describe exists; I have seen it in my own acquaintances. My favorite description is "She has serial bad taste in men." I don't think you can just state that this is nature's way. I think it is a way we have conditioned women to think about themselves, greatly exacerbated by television, film, and advertising (much of which is written by men). Sexual superwomen are glorified, so if a woman doesn't feel she measures up in that department, she is nothing. This can lead to some of the behavior Necka describes. Even women who do not define themselves by their sexuality often feel they must defend the fact that they do not meet that unrealistic scale of female attractiveness/sexual performer. "I'm not [name a boobful body of the tube], but I have a mind like a steel trap and I am reasonably attractive." It is hard for a woman in our society to ignore the constant barrage of what-I-should-be from the media. Edited for spelling, dammit.
I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch.
Gilda Radner
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Posts: 60 04/09/08 8:53 PM |
AKA TAW wrote: It is hard for anybody, but maybe hardest for women.
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I'd have to refer that application to
Necka
I had to take a shower
after reading Necka's take
