In response to their comments on the Tenn. Board:
SIGNS YOU'RE AT A WEDDING IN TENNESSEE
* Phrase "I Do" is replaced by "I Heard That!"
* Tender rendition of "The Wedding Song" is replaced by "Rocky Top" and performed by Boxcar Willie.
* When the minister asks, "Who Giveth This Woman To Be Married..." some guy in the back stands up and hollers "Earnhardt!"
* Reception conversation includes the phrase, "Been to Dollywood lately, Earl?"
* Plans for the Honeymoon evening include tickets to the Monster Truck Show.
* The sign in front of the church reads: No Shirt...No Shoes...No Problem!
SIGNS YOU'RE AT A WEDDING IN TENNESSEE
* Phrase "I Do" is replaced by "I Heard That!"
* Tender rendition of "The Wedding Song" is replaced by "Rocky Top" and performed by Boxcar Willie.
* When the minister asks, "Who Giveth This Woman To Be Married..." some guy in the back stands up and hollers "Earnhardt!"
* Reception conversation includes the phrase, "Been to Dollywood lately, Earl?"
* Plans for the Honeymoon evening include tickets to the Monster Truck Show.
* The sign in front of the church reads: No Shirt...No Shoes...No Problem!
