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What type of women is worse? |
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Posts: 272 06/23/08 1:32 PM |
Just curious how the board feels about this...
Which woman would you stay further away from: A) Mid to late 20's, successful and single, owns 3 cats. B) Mid to late 20's, successful and single, owns a small dog that she dresses up.
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Posts: 624 06/23/08 1:37 PM Tim Krumrie's Agent |
Knee jerk would be to avoid the cat hoarder. Although I wouldn't do it, there can be practical reasons for dressing a dog up - if it's cold outside
and the dog is a pussy, if it's raining outside and the dog doesn't like getting wet, if it's a halloween party or some other photo opportunity for
the dog. I can't think of a practical reason for someone in their 20s to own three cats.
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Posts: 194 06/23/08 1:37 PM |
BuckyTuba wrote: Ain't nothing run with cats. Anyone, regardless of gender, who dresses up a dog has a screw lose.
"American democracy will never be destroyed by outside enemies -- but it can be destroyed by the malefactors of great wealth who subtly rob and undermine it from within." - Theodore Roosevelt
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Posts: 195 06/23/08 1:40 PM |
ebolainfectedmonkey wrote: If you live in an apartment (as many 20 year olds do), cats are a hell of a lot more practical than dogs. Especially when it is -5F at 6 a.m. on a Saturday
morning in the middle of February and Poochie needs to take a leak...
"American democracy will never be destroyed by outside enemies -- but it can be destroyed by the malefactors of great wealth who subtly rob and undermine it from within." - Theodore Roosevelt
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Posts: 1504 06/23/08 1:42 PM |
The 3 cats woman, no doubt. If she has 3 already, by age 45 she'll be on Animal Cops on the Animal Planet standing around in a housecoat while 5 officers
run around her house jumping over cat sh1t and trying to catch mangy feral cats in a net.
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Posts: 625 06/23/08 1:44 PM Tim Krumrie's Agent |
If you live in an apartment (as many 20 year olds do), cats are a hell of a lot more practical than dogs. Especially when it is -5F at 6 a.m. on a Saturday morning in the middle of February and Poochie needs to take a leak...But why would someone need three cats? One domestic animal that hides under the bed 20 hours a day is not enough? |
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Posts: 679 06/23/08 1:45 PM I'm a Westside boy |
While funny, ETR is off. Anything above 3 cats may be excessive, but it is NEVER OK to dress up a dog. Never. Nothing says "I'm a stupid spoiled
whore" more than dressing up your dog.
"Brothers, what we do in life......echoes in eternity." |
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Posts: 1744 06/23/08 1:46 PM Recovering Political Hack |
Do they put out the same?
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Posts: 2472 06/23/08 1:49 PM Den Mother |
BuckyTuba wrote: Please tell me this is hypothetical. If not, you need high-intensity training from Lamont to up your game and meet women who are
not weirdly into pets.
I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch.
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Posts: 1711 06/23/08 1:49 PM I don't know the answer, I'm just asking that's all. |
Stay away from the cat lady. The dog thing could just be a phase since tiny dogs and outfits were all the rage recently with celebrities.
"Not to mention I defend things that are absolutely ignorant"
MrLogic - 5/7/07 |
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PassTheDutchie |
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Posts: 197 06/23/08 1:51 PM |
ebolainfectedmonkey wrote:Here's the thing with cats: if you have one, you might as well have two and you (and the cat) are probably better off that way--they keep each other company when you stay away for days at a time and you are saved from the guilt of feeling neglectful when you aren't at home. From two it is an easy step up to three. Any one who dresses up a rat dog is getting her cue from the likes of Paris Hilton--enough said.
"American democracy will never be destroyed by outside enemies -- but it can be destroyed by the malefactors of great wealth who subtly rob and undermine it from within." - Theodore Roosevelt
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Posts: 176 06/23/08 1:51 PM |
I dated a girl who used to carry a chihuahua around in her purse. She was hot and a freak in the sack, but the dog just got to be too much. I think I might
have been able to tolerate three cats for a little longer, especially if they were the kind that remained hidden for several hours a day.
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Posts: 405 06/23/08 1:52 PM Smoove C |
Well, someone has to ask: WWND?
Dude, a dog that needs clothing to stay warm isn't a dog. A dog that can't stand water isn't a dog. Not the biggest cat fan, but dressing a dog should be an offense subject to misdemeanor forfeiture. Unless you're dyeing their fur for football season, in which case you should get a medal. Stick...er...choose the cat lady.
On, Wisconsin!
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Posts: 220 06/23/08 1:52 PM middle-aged man |
it has GOT to be the dog dresser. Three cats is a yellow flag. Anthropomorphizing an animal is a red flag with distress flares.
At FAMU, not only do the drum majors get more ass than the QB but they need five of them to keep up with demand.
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Posts: 666 06/23/08 1:54 PM Sasha Da-binsky |
Now putting a bandana around a puppy's neck makes the dog a chick magnet. Putting anything else on a dog is just plain wrong. Cats are just plain wrong as
well, so the only answer is to get cable and jack off.
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Posts: 165 06/23/08 1:55 PM |
Stay away from anyone who has 3 dogs or cats! That number is just going to get bigger and bigger as the *lady* ages, like my certifiable MIL.
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Posts: 62 06/23/08 1:56 PM |
Ding, Ding, Ding!!!! Lumpy's reply wins!!!! 3 cats are a yellow flag while the dog dressing is a red one!
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Posts: 498 06/23/08 2:07 PM Rug Pee-er |
run from the dog dresser.
three cats is bad, but dogs dressing is wacko. |
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Posts: 381 06/23/08 2:10 PM |
You're looking at the wrong things.
Does either of them keep a daily journal? If so, is it part of her therapy program she's currently going through? |
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Posts: 225 06/23/08 2:18 PM |
Speaking as a guy who went downstairs this morning to find two piles of cat puke that one cat decided to deposit on the family room, and a pile of cat shit
left by cat number two on the bathroom floor (after he shut himself in there during the middle of the night), I gotta say stay away from the crazy cat lady.
It starts with one cat, then we need two, three would be cute, pretty soon, you've got 15 cats and one litter box. Clothes on a dog don't stink up a
house - however, cat shit on a bathroom floor tends to leave a mark. Don't even get me started on the litter box stench. Unfortunately, my wife and two
daughters love the cats, so all of you married guys know how likely it is that I'll be able to get rid of the cats....
"I have never been lost, but I will admit to being confused for several weeks." - - Daniel Boone
Last Edited By: davebadger 06/23/08 2:28 PM.
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Posts: 1163 06/23/08 2:21 PM Denis Lemieux |
MOBadger1 wrote: Concur. Reggie Dunlop: What are you guys doing?
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